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Jellybean's Market
Shlong-O-Meter
Shlong-O-Meter
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Say hello to the Schlong-o-Meter!
Tired of guessing? Ready to measure up? 😏
Whether you're growing with pride or gifting with laughs, this handcrafted wooden chart is here to mark your progress — one inch at a time.
Tired of guessing? Ready to measure up? 😏
Whether you're growing with pride or gifting with laughs, this handcrafted wooden chart is here to mark your progress — one inch at a time.
Because size matters... especially when it's engraved.
Perfect for bachelor parties, gag gifts, or anyone who likes their wood with a side of humour.
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How long should I expect my custom order?
Our custom products should give a timeline in the description, but if it doesnt, dont be afraid to reach out and ask!
Campbellford Outdoor Christmas Market
Join us for this SPECTACULAR event!
Saturday, November 8th, 2025
10am-3pm
315 County Rd 38, Campbellford, ON, Canada, K0L 1L0
Can I customize the colours?
Heck yes! We love customizing for our customers, just reach out!
Campbellford Outdoor Christmas Market
Join us for this SPECTACULAR event!
Saturday, November 8th, 2025
10am-3pm
315 County Rd 38, Campbellford, ON, Canada, K0L 1L0
Do you make custom pieces?
We absolutely do! Memorial pieces, custom scenes, home decor, porch hangers, shelf sitters, etc! shoot us a message. Lets customize your perfect piece
Campbellford Outdoor Christmas Market
Join us for this SPECTACULAR event!
Saturday, November 8th, 2025
10am-3pm
315 County Rd 38, Campbellford, ON, Canada, K0L 1L0